<Name> asks: Are your legs tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day!
<Name> asks: What winks and is good in bed?
a day or two later after your friends comment on your status you add this comment to your status
*wink* 
is <James>, James Bond
Grillz (Feat. Paul Wall, Ali, Gipp) by Nelly
<Name> is gonna "Rob the jewellery store and tell ‘em make me a grill"
<Name> "opens Up [his] Mouth And You See Mo Carats Than A Salad"
Obviously these ones only work if you have a grilled-out mouth like Nelly.
So Seductive - 50 cent
you got mirrors in your pants coz I see me in em
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What are you doing right now?
This direct, innocuous-looking and deceptively simple Facebook status question has no doubt had many an avid Facebook user floored, on many occasions. Why do so many us find this simple question so difficult to answer? Could it be that we are not as open about ourselves as we like to think and therefore, just not willing to share that much information about ourselves with our our Facebook "friends" and friends of friends? Perhaps we are worried about what people will think of what we are doing? Maybe we are trying to impress our friends with our wit and humour?
Well, whatever your reason for wanting something interesting to update your Facebook status with. I believe I may have just the solution for you. I have found that the best Facebook status is one which throws the Facebook status question it right back at Facebook! How do I do that I hear you ask? Well, I will let you in a little secret of mine … a book - "The Book of Fabulous Questions"
Yes, that really is the title of a book as pictured to the left. I use this book to get my own back at the Facebook status question. With this little book I can come up with a witty and funny Facebook status on-demand. There are over a thousand questions in the book. That should keep you busy for at least three years, assuming you post one funny Facebook status a day. If you run out before that, come back to this web-site and check out our Funny Facebook Status and Best Facebook Statuses categories.
